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Clowns on Demand


Join the clown revolution with clownr, the ONLY clown sharing app you'll ever need.

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P2P Clown Sharing


Our breakthrough peer-to-peer clown sharing technology is disrupting the clowning industry one foam nose at a time.

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Say Goodbye to Fees


Our direct-to-clown payment structure means you don't have to waste money on expensive clown brokers.

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clownr

Clowns direct to you.

Need a clown? With our easy-to-use app, you can get clowns when you need them, where you need them. Day or night, clownr's got you covered. At the touch of a button, you can finally have a quality clown at your home or office within 30 minutes. If you're not entirely satisfied, your clown's on us - that's the clownr guarantee.

Tired of fees? We're as sick of paying high-end clown brokers as you are. That's why, with clownr, 100% of your payment goes directly to your clown, so you'll never have to pay a clown brokerage fee again. How does clownr make money? We dont!

Available for

DOWNLOAD

Download the app in AppStore, Google Play or Microsoft Store.

App

Are You a Clown?

Say hello to you new best friend.

Hey clowns, we get it! Clowning is hard work. It takes talent, dedication, and what seems like a neverending supply of makeup. The last thing you want to worry about is finding a client. Now you don't have to! Join our extensive network of professional clowns and increase your business by 150% - all without giving your clown broker a cent!

Features

We thought of everything, so your clown doesn't have to.

Fast

Emotional

Social

Efficient

Sharp

Mobile

Global

Direct

Safe

Stable

Connected

HD

Pricing

Choose a pricing plan that fits your clowning needs.

  • Basic
  • 500 Clowns per Month
  • Basic Clown Delivery
  • No Ads
  • Limited Insurance
  • Free

  • Premium
  • Unlimited Clowns per Month
  • Tiny Car Clown Delivery
  • No Ads
  • Full Evil Clown Insurance
  • $249.99